Big Brother 19.
If I were to be described in 5 words, "sweet" probably wouldn't be one of them. "Abrasive" and "charming" definitely make the cut, though.
I'm southern but I'm sassier than my mom prefers. Being funny and being relatable are my two primary goals in life. Having bomb ass eyebrows takes third.
Not to brag, but I always choose the right size lid. And, even at 27, I still eat Ramen noodles for breakfast.
I drink more whiskey than I drink water and I bring pizza to the bar in my purse... with a side of ranch because I'm not a monster. Dairy makes up about 76% of my diet... And now I'm realizing that my diet makes up 76% of this bio which is embarrassing but this is the real me.
Not everyone appreciates me when they first meet me but they almost always leave loving me... Except my 9th grade science teacher, that guy still really hates me.